when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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