On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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