: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Randomize
