people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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