i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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