I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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