In the future we'll all be gay
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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