my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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