She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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