its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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