I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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