his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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