More tranny stories later!
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My liver just had a heart attack.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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