If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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