so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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