i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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