My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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