The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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