no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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