sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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