it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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