i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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