oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
