just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
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