im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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