I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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