i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
too bad you live with your parents still
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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