I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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