Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We got so high we made milksteak
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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