I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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