I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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