I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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