I can't watch pbs sober anymore
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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