Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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