I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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