I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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