Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
