I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
