She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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