So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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