I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
This is classic penis vs brain.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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