even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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