I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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