i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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