Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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