i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I think I died a long time ago.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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