so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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