i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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