Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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