I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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