My nipple is on Facebook.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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