I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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